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I'm fucking livid that my daughter's Paki boyfriend got the shit kicked out of him by two racists. I paid for three.

Things only inbred Pakis say, #1431 “We’re deeply shocked our son, who we named Jihad, would do such a thing. Innit?" …aye, who’d have thought.

The UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said at the 2025 Labour Party conference, "I know what it feels like to keep a cricket bat behind the counter just in case" Lazy Paki cunts, playing cricket at work.

I asked my neighbour Abdul who he thought was the GOAT, Messi or Ronaldo "I don't fancy either", he said

I've just been watching a Pakistani live streaming an ASMR video. He didn't speak much English so he didn't respond to the abuse that I was trying to send him but the little English that he did know, was perfect! "Please like, share my video. Send me super chat and super sticker, buddies"

'I say I say I say, my Paki's got no nose!' 'How does he smell?' 'Like stale sweat and curry.'

My neighbour Abdul was telling all about his trip to Disney World, in particular their new ride, "ICE" "It's fucking great", he said. You get blindfolded, chucked into a van, searched to within a millimetre of your prostate and flown on a fighter jet to the nearest airport where they take you home" Nod to Wasp

What do you call a paki who wants to break into your social media? Instagram-al-Haq

'Almost 200 dead as 'doomsday' monsoon rains hit Pakistan.' "Doomsday" sounds like a fantastic day to me!

BREAKING: Pakistan has decided to officially recognise Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu as a terrorist. The highest civilian title in Pakistan.