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Some new bitch with purple hair I hadn't seen before came in to do "Diversity Training" today and planned to talk about "the highest-achieving black male transvestite in this country. "Wait, I thought you fuckers were meant to hate Kemi ?"

I came to this country on a small boat last week and told the government I'm a 15 year old boy so I can get in about the white girls. But now I need ID to get on to pornhub and the one they gave me says I'm too young?

So Norman has done what he told everyone to do-got on his bike and gone. (Someone had to say it)

In a BBC interview Kemi Badenoch claims she is "going to get better" as Conservative leader. Not going to get whiter though, is she?

Pete Hegseth couldn't be worse off, right now, if he included a dick pick with the group chat.

FRANCE: We want the Statue of Liberty back. TRUMP: Forget it! You can't take back a gift! PANAMA: Oh really? TRUMP: Who let you in here?

A Chicago police officer pulls a man over for driving all over the road... ...and discovers the man has clearly been drinking. Officer: "You'll have to come with me for a breathalyzer test, sir." Man: "I'm afraid I can't do that officer, I'm ams-- *hic* alths-- I'm asthmatic. I could have an episode." O: "I see. In that case, I'll need to take you down to the station for a blood test." M: "I can't do that either, see, because I'm a helmpho-- a hemophiliac. I could bleed out." O: "*sigh*... okay, just stand right there and hold your arms out to your sides, tilt your head straight back, and touch your nose with your right index finger." M: "I'm afraid I can't do that either, because I.................." O: "What, you have vertigo?" M: "Yes! Sorry, I can't think very fast after 14 beers!"

The idea of Liz Truss having an affair with Mark Field MP, leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. The flavour is just like the green slime from decomposing lettuce.

Blawk hawk helicopter slams into a passenger jet killing many, but more importantly. 6 figure skaters Trump against gays 2025

Since labour got into power I thought my bins waere being taken out on time. Turns out I'm just neighbours with a scouser