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A top official in Saudi Arabia said today that a Trump presidency would "set the world back centuries." The Saudi added, "Which is why Trump has our full support."

My wife complained that our red and white tablecloth had somehow been stolen off of the line. "Maybe the Muslims next door decided they needed a new hat ?"

I think it's unfair to accuse the Saudis of "sports-washing" by hosting the 2034 World Cup Who the hell over there has ever had a wash ??

Syrian TV weather maps are useless. Can't figure out whether it's gonna be Sunni or Shiite

Arabs. Even the way they read is backwards.

Chuck Norris flies Emirates and gets served a hog roast & a bacon sandwich

The Rolling Stones are re-releasing one of their greatest hits to help with aid in Gaza. GIMME SHELTER drops in shops tomorrow.

"I don't care about sports washing" - Saudi Crown Prince Bet he doesn't care for any other kind of washing, either.

I put my game on with the Moroccan woman at work that look like the actress Sofia Essaidi, and she gave me a nice look but then shyly said "Not Haram... you giaour, and I faithful Muslim woman !" "Really ?" I said, "Never saw this matter that much when it's all the swarthy smelly men of your breed plowing all the fat white chicks here somehow trying to get a marriage with benefits."

What do you call an Arab astronaut? Nasser