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How many Sickipedians does it take to change a lightbulb? 842 1 to change the bulb (after all we are not fuckin spastics....for the most part). 129 to critique the technique (most of whom have never changed a fucking lightbulb in their life). 27 loyal servants to say what an amazing job you have done and how brightly the new light shines.. 42 moderators to ensure no offence was caused 35 newbies who wonder what the fuck is going on . 35 oldies who have fucked off because this site aint what it used to be. 35 cunts who said they were fucking off but didn't. A cunt called Jizz who would prefer to sit in the dark and wonder why his mummy didn't love him whilst he sends Facebook requests to single mothers. 200 trolls to keep everything in check and ensure the bulb actually works whilst giving irrelevant feedback just to piss everyone else off. 20 Tommy Robinson fans to stir up some hatred. 20 Corbyn fans to stir up some hatred. A bloke called Funniman to chip in with unfunny comments. (Which he will do now). AND FINALLY 1 Weaverdog who makes sure a modicum of peace breaks out to hold the entire fucking thing together.

Made my own guitar effects out of of people . My distortion is made from a dead politician's lips. Wah wah from placing a drum kick pedal strategically in front of a baby's face. Tremolo effect is created by taping the hand of a parkinsons sufferer to the volume button on the amp . Delay is achieved by nailing the manager of Network Rail's head to a piece of the fucking track.

To all the decent joke posters on this site.... I always went on it before I joined and it was the best online joke site I had been on. When I joined I enjoyed it and enjoyed looking at other peoples funny jokes. But the trolls are ruining it and it shows you how bad it is when one troll tells the rest of his online troll mates to vote people down and they do. That is a fucking joke.

Does anyone else think Andrew Lloyd Webber looks like Harry Redknapp after a bomb blast or fire?

Winter is coming.... That time of year where the poor have to make tough choices between feeding their kids, heating the house, or getting a massive new tattoo (Credit: drone from sickipedia.org)

My son said I’m obsessed with coffee. I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.

Is there anything as painful as logging onto sickipedia, and getting that lovely warm feeling when you think one of your fellow peadians has reached out to you personally with a comment.... To find happychopper has posted another joke

I'll tell you how cold it is at the moment: I just tried hosing my car down and it smashed the fucking windshield.

Scientists today were left disappointed when they thought they had found the smallest species of worm to have ever existed. It was later identified as a moderators cock.

I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out. As we plummited he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"