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I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day. Pop Guardiola.

My neighbour used to sell pirate films at car boot sales. Treasure island, The Buccaneer, Hook, Blackbeard

Edward Tudor Pole. He was drunk and hungry.

Francis Rossi told me he was planning on releasing a reggae album. I told him to stick to the status quo

Is it too early to say ozzy Osborne touched me as a child?

It's easier to buy a gun in America than it is to log on to Pornhub in the UK.

A California couple is suing OpenAI over the death of their teenage son, alleging that ChatGPT encouraged him to take his own life. When asked to comment the CEO, Sam Altman, said he would appreciate some privacy.

William Shakespeare couldn't decide whether to set his new play in a seaside town in Devon. Torquay or not Torquay that is the question

In the NEWS: A national search is underway for six stolen Shetland ponies. Police say they’re “rounding up the usual small suspects, starting with Warwick Davis and that saddle he was seen carrying"

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoilt, Son!"