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oboe

7 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 34

How many Sickipedians does it take to change a lightbulb? 842 1 to change the bulb (after all we are not fuckin spastics....for the most part). 129 to critique the technique (most of whom have never changed a fucking lightbulb in their life). 27 loyal servants to say what an amazing job you have done and how brightly the new light shines.. 42 moderators to ensure no offence was caused 35 newbies who wonder what the fuck is going on . 35 oldies who have fucked off because this site aint what it used to be. 35 cunts who said they were fucking off but didn't. A cunt called Jizz who would prefer to sit in the dark and wonder why his mummy didn't love him whilst he sends Facebook requests to single mothers. 200 trolls to keep everything in check and ensure the bulb actually works whilst giving irrelevant feedback just to piss everyone else off. 20 Tommy Robinson fans to stir up some hatred. 20 Corbyn fans to stir up some hatred. A bloke called Funniman to chip in with unfunny comments. (Which he will do now). AND FINALLY 1 Weaverdog who makes sure a modicum of peace breaks out to hold the entire fucking thing together.

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sheldon007 Is there a joke here somewhere that we’re not getting??

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sheldon007 Jesus fuckin’… …how many thumbs up & gems are you expecting for that piece of boring unfunny shit?

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lennyscrevasse What the fuck are you on about you Labrador violating twat?

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nausicaa I finally got it - the font on the site is so poor that i looks like l. Sicklpedia is not Sickipedia. Good spoof (as I correctly called above).

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

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clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

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