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What's brown, and half-eaten? The Pope's Easter egg
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Me: "Can I get two bacon and egg rolls with brown sauce?" Shopkeeper: "No, cash or card only"
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I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day. Pop Guardiola.
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Snow White lived with seven midgets. Rumplestiltskin abducted kids. A witch wanted to eat Hansel and Gretel, the pyscho brats burned her alive. A woodcutter chopped a wolf up so he could fuck Little Red Riding Hood. Another cunt thought he was Bill Cosby and took advantage of a sleeping girl. If you recognise these stories from your childhood, it's no wonder you post shit on here.
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What do you call Ozzy Osbourne at the dentists? Plaque Sabbath.
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My neighbour used to sell pirate films at car boot sales. Treasure island, The Buccaneer, Hook, Blackbeard
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Francis Rossi told me he was planning on releasing a reggae album. I told him to stick to the status quo
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Is it too early to say ozzy Osborne touched me as a child?
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It's easier to buy a gun in America than it is to log on to Pornhub in the UK.
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