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yesitsme

8 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 0

A boy goes up to the counter with a box of washing powder. "Helping mum with the housework are we?" Asks the shopkeeper. "Nah, gonna wash my dog" replies the boy "Oh I wouldn't use that to wash your dog" says the shopkeeper "you could make it sick or even kill it" The following week the boy returns and buys some sweets "How is your dog?" Asks the shopkeeper, smiling. "Dead" replies the boy without a care Shocked, the shopkeeper says "Well I did tell you not to use that soap" "I wasn't the soap that killed him" says the boy. "Oh, what was it then?" "The spin cycle I think" replies the boy.

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