A boy goes up to the counter with a box of washing powder. "Helping mum with the housework are we?" Asks the shopkeeper. "Nah, gonna wash my dog" replies the boy "Oh I wouldn't use that to wash your dog" says the shopkeeper "you could make it sick or even kill it" The following week the boy returns and buys some sweets "How is your dog?" Asks the shopkeeper, smiling. "Dead" replies the boy without a care Shocked, the shopkeeper says "Well I did tell you not to use that soap" "I wasn't the soap that killed him" says the boy. "Oh, what was it then?" "The spin cycle I think" replies the boy.
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lennyscrevasse Again this twat is deluded and I'll ask for even a smidgen of evidence.....Bombo you'e right which is why the incels have free reign. Fuck me that "live group chat" must be a barrel of laughs; a cesspit of self-loathing and tips on how to sniff a student's bicycle seat (oh and rape dogs)
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dogsbody14 Wankstain...I can't take it? You've blocked me,you cowardly peado! Act your age,not the age of the boys you fuck....
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dogsbody14 Blah blah blah....beastiality,incel,multiple alts....Yep,it's the wankstain!
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lennyscrevasse Look at jackbumfun onto this like a flash. You got nothing better to do have you you electronically tagged fucking melt
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ernstarsefingerer @bombaclaat, take no notice of the site owner/mod behind the @lennywankstain alt, he still hasn’t figured out that a few of us have a live group chat on the go about this embarrassing shitshow of a page…. …Remember mate, “Lenny” & Co own & operate the only dial up site left on the internet, which updates itself a laughable 4-times a fuckin’ hour! ….I mean how, in this digital day ‘n’ age is that even possible ffs? ….The people running this car crash are way out of their depth, lack the necessary basic talent & knowhow to iron out the bugs & glitches, and have resorted to posting Basil Brush content under various alts to try & prop the sorry shitshow up…. ….Fuckin’ tossers.
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