Sickipedia

Someone asked why gays are always 'in your face' with their sexuality. I guess it is because they are rarely face-to-face themselves.

The BBC has lost the national trust - no, hang on, that self destructed a while b(l)ack.

An Albanian man, Liridon Kastrati, 32, allegedly rammed a car into a marked police vehicle before brandishing a chainsaw at officers in Paisley. 'I failed my power tool handling course' he said, in a high pitched voice. (I felt I had to add the second sentence for the benefit of the SENDs active on the site).

Headline: 'In pictures: Wednesday's Beaver supermoon captured around the world' Disappointing...

Our local online rag apparently employs an 'AI assisted reporter'. I guess the main part of the role is turning the computer on.

"Britain’s first AI police assistant rolled out" Available from terminals in Greggs and McDonalds?

Cat's opinion of Southall (near current blaze)

'Axeman murdered grandmother while she was on phone, court hears' "We appear to have been cut off..."

Somewhat red-faced?

Crystal Palace midfielder facing extended ban after putting opponent in headlock (women's football - a fact left out of the headline) Can the ladies play the 'red card' as a mitigation for their behaviour?