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I had Champagne and Chardonnay last night. They were two chav girls I met in the pub.
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I went to a restaurant called The Lord Giveth. He also does take away.
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My mate can't stop buying Calvin Klein aftershave. He's got an obsession
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I was so furious when someone set fire to my wildebeest farm. I stormed in there with all gnus blazing.
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I made a gay steak and ale pie the other day. It's like a normal steak and ale pie but you use poof pastry.
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My mate says he saw a deer on his way to work this morning. I said "how do you know it was going to work".
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Wasps wife hates him, But she said that when he dies as a tribute she is going to ask the Vicar to read out some of his jokes. This will be followed by a 2 minutes silence.
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If your going to San Francisco be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. Oh and you might want to wear a bullet proof vest as well.
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Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been messing with the thermostat.
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