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I'm not the best looking guy but I always fuck the good looking girls. That's probably why i'm going to prision
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I'm not the best looking guy but I always fuck the good looking girls. That's probably why i'm going to prison.
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I don't like Peri Peri chicken. But my Nan does
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My mate was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he's got percussion
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I was stuck on the motorway for seven hours yesterday. A lorry from Europe overturned dumping a load of Dutch shoes on the road. It took them ages to clear it up. I hate those bloody foreign truckers. Coming over here clogging up the roads.
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One in Five Muslims are called Muhammed. The other four spell it differently.
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I got some Madness paint at B&Q today. It was two tone
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I met Phill Spector's brother Chrispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers
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Just heard on the news about the 1994 luggage murders. Apparently the police are reopening the case.
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This bloke knocked on my door and asked if I wanted a window cleaner. I said yes but i'd really like them all cleaner.
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