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I was all for Trump's Muslim ban... Until I realised they'll come to the UK instead.

So to join the Tarot Card hype, I've developed my own brand called "Griwos" cards (Pronounced Grivo' just because it sounds posh) and is an acronym for Gullible Retarded Irresponsible Waste of Space. Featuring such cards as: "If you had a good hard cock in you, you wouldn't have to think about this mystical crap" "Playing games with others will only result in them playing games with you" and the classic "You only believe in this shit because you have nothing to offer anyone you useless turd"

Me - You wear red lipstick, that makes me feel unsettled Her - How? What harm does it cause? Me - None, I was just practicing the art of making an issue out of nothing

SJW goes to the doctors, "Doctor my feelings hurt" Doctor asks "Where does it hurt?" SJW "My heart of course" Doctor responds "Well the only way to find out what's going on in there is to book an exploratory procedure, where we'll put you under for 7 hours, cut you open, break your sternum and expose your heart. There's a real chance you could die and it'll cost the NHS £100,000 ....... Or you can grow up and stop being a cry baby?"

Holmes said to Watson "Happy new Year Watson?" Watson replies "Time is merely a unit of measurement. Today is a day and tomorrow is another day, the sun rises and falls, and the Earth turns. Numbers are not responsible for the events that happen and therefore I don't allocate any responsibility to them. A change in number isn't a change in me, I am what I am and shape my own world around me" Holmes Responds "But are you happy Watson?" Watson "No I'm not, My lotto numbers came up and I didn't buy a ticket"

I'm browsing Gumtree for a car. Come across a Toyota Yaris. A 15 year old car with rusty arches, 150K on clock, and needs new breaks, tyres, exhaust and alternator. Yet he still wants £350 for it??? The Car's had it, How the hell does he think he can sell this piece of junk at such a price? So I call the number to make an inquiry and who should pick up the phone? FUCKING MOHAMMED enough said!

How many Aspies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4 - 3 of them to break down in shakes and tears and 1 to admit that Aspergers is just a western excuse to act like a self entitled cunt to everyone else and get off scott free.

Anyone ever noticed that behind every Aspie Child, there's a liberal douche bag parent who lets them do whatever they want without repercussions?

People are scared because the most recent public shooting was by a Muslim, Immigrant, Feminist. Judging by the -1 kill count, I think it's safe to say we're safe.

Offered my Asperger's friend £1m not to act like a self entitled prick. He's suddenly cured.