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Inspired by the former Prince Harry I realised my unconcious bias when i dressed as a pakki for a week. Without even thinking about it, i applied for a council house and was accepted that very same day.

Blonde goes to tacco Bell and said "I want meat in both hands, mouth, fanny and arse" server replies "this is a tacco bell, not a five guys"

A knife man was chasing my through York City centre with all of 300 pubs in it. I ran all the way to Tadcaster and dove into the nearest pub I could find for protection. In other news Syrian refugees are welcome in the UK.

If we're being back Shamina Begum, how about we rebuild grenfell tower...... And stick her in it.

What do Pep Guadiola and Jeremy Corbyn have in common? Even with bigger budgets, they could only finish 2nd

How many Jews does it take to changes a light bulb? 10 - 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to chip in the purchase cost.

BLM protesters are so highly strung, You'd think black guys never heard a dad joke before

How do make keenan and kel racist? Replace orange soda with fried chicken

£845m for kids mental health? That's one expensive virtue signal

LABOUR- we want more social housing and welcome immigration with open arms 2017 grenfell Tower burns down LABOR - THAT'S THE TORIES FAULT!!