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I went round my Ethiopian mates house today. "Why you got a framed picture of a bar code on your mantlepiece?" I asked. "That's a family portrait" he replied

Photons have mass. Which surprised me, as I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I bet Dylan is more than a little upset that the Vegas shooter was not Muslim. See the thing is I have been using Sickipedia for years and I find a lot of the muslim jokes quite funny, but I still eat kebabs and curry. That's because I am not actually a racist prick. I also find some of the Pedo jokes funny but am not one myself. My Partner is neither fat or ugly but the jokes about fat ugly wives are also amusing. See the thing is Dylan that you just come on here because you have trouble telling the difference between humour amd reality. If you think everyone here is a racist then you must also think we are all pedos that rape kids because our partners are all fat and ugly. So please fuck off until you can think of a decent joke to post cos I could post replies to all your BS too, but I won't because that is the main reason this site is becoming so poor. But while I am here: Mohammeds wife Aisha was actually close to 18 when the marriage was consumated. You can google that. Christanity is also a religion from the middle east. You can google that. 1.2 million refugees that entered Europe recently equates to 0.12% of Europes population. You can google that. The Sun, Express, Mail etc does not like Corbyn because he is on the side of the little guy. No little guy owns a newspaper. You can google that. Diane Abbott is a fucking idiot Don't need to google that. Thanks

An Essex Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher"

What's Diane Abbott's favourite contraceptive? Her Face.

It's so cold outside I just saw a Jew with his hands in his own pockets.

Breaking News..... A fire at the White House has destroyed Trumps personal library. Both books have been lost. The president is said to be devastated as he had almost finished colouring in the second one.

What's the difference between a fridge and a 9 year old boy? The fridge doesn't scream when you stick your meat in it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, coz it turns out Jill was a tranny!

A Jewish bloke gets a taxi to take him and his date home. She's so beautiful...... He can barely keep his eyes on the meter!!