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Keir Starmer. No that's it. That's the sick joke.

Used to go to school with this Indian chap. Went on to become a trapeze artist. Balan Singh was his name.

Used to go to school with this Irish boy. He went on to win gold in the Olympic shooting competition. Rick O'Shea was his name.

Feminism, fine as a hobby but it's not gonna help you find a husband

Chatting to this bird online and I mentioned that I have a cock like a donkey. "ooh you mean it's big?" she giggled. "No" I replied "I mean I let kids ride on it down by the pier"

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Breaking News..... A fire at the White House has destroyed Trumps personal library. Both books have been lost. The president is said to be devastated as he had almost finished colouring in the second one.

Photons have mass. Which surprised me, as I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I laid her on the grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver Undid her suspender belt, and her leg fell in the river. (A short poem by Paul McCartney)

I went round my Ethiopian mates house today. "Why you got a framed picture of a bar code on your mantlepiece?" I asked. "That's a family portrait" he replied