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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer is a stupid bit of advice. I felt weird watching my mates have a good time at the opposite side of the pub whilst I sat at a table with my Ex and that prick she left me for.

Jerry and Kate just released a new doll

Pop Mcann

The funniest part of this Greta Thunerg thing is that before last week; if someone with Asperger's spoke out saying "Climate change is a lie" The left would say - "why are they listening to him? HE'S MENTALLY FUCKING ILL"

I've learnt so much from a 16 year old mentally ill Sweedish girl called Greta Thunerg this last week. For example ; No matter how annoying you sound, I will literally cum over anything in pigtails

Post Malone fans - Who the Fuck is Ozzy Osbourne? Ozzy Osbourne fans - Who the fuck is Post Malone? Ozzy Osbourne - Who the fuck is Ozzy Osbourne?

Archaeologists have today confirmed that the reasom the T-rex is unable to clap it's hands is not because they are too short but due to the creature being extinct.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house and it was delicious..

Watching that TV show about exposing teenage slags from the 1950's Long lost family i believe it's called

Football Exclusive: Arsenal cancels training on Friday. David Luiz is bringing in his champions league and premier league winners medals and everyone will get to take turns holding them