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A neighbour, who I hate, offered unsolicited criticism of my striped shirt & beret when I saw him yesterday. As he walked away, he dropped a football card which appears to have a German international footballer on it. I’ve decided to keep my French clothes, and my enemy’s Klose.

MUSIC FACT: The Beatles song 'Love Me Do' was written by John Lennon after he'd had a really good haircut.

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair. I've heard nothing since.

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood

When you look really closely, all mirrors just look like eyeballs

I looked at becoming a circumcision Doctor The pay wasn’t great but you get to keep the tips

Football Exclusive: Arsenal cancels training on Friday. David Luiz is bringing in his champions league and premier league winners medals and everyone will get to take turns holding them

Watching that TV show about exposing teenage slags from the 1950's Long lost family i believe it's called

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house and it was delicious..

Archaeologists have today confirmed that the reasom the T-rex is unable to clap it's hands is not because they are too short but due to the creature being extinct.