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xanzer

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6 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 4

A neighbour, who I hate, offered unsolicited criticism of my striped shirt & beret when I saw him yesterday. As he walked away, he dropped a football card which appears to have a German international footballer on it. I’ve decided to keep my French clothes, and my enemy’s Klose.

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6 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 17

MUSIC FACT: The Beatles song 'Love Me Do' was written by John Lennon after he'd had a really good haircut.

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Disability-Post Rating : -1

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair. I've heard nothing since.

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6 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 3

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood

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6 years ago-Total fucking shit-Knock knock-Post Rating : 0

When you look really closely, all mirrors just look like eyeballs

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Amputation-Post Rating : 5

I looked at becoming a circumcision Doctor The pay wasn’t great but you get to keep the tips

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6 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 7

Football Exclusive: Arsenal cancels training on Friday. David Luiz is bringing in his champions league and premier league winners medals and everyone will get to take turns holding them

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6 years ago-TV-Piracy-Post Rating : 2

Watching that TV show about exposing teenage slags from the 1950's Long lost family i believe it's called

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6 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 23

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house and it was delicious..

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6 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : -1

Archaeologists have today confirmed that the reasom the T-rex is unable to clap it's hands is not because they are too short but due to the creature being extinct.

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