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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair. I've heard nothing since.

I looked at becoming a circumcision Doctor The pay wasn’t great but you get to keep the tips

The funniest part of this Greta Thunerg thing is that before last week; if someone with Asperger's spoke out saying "Climate change is a lie" The left would say - "why are they listening to him? HE'S MENTALLY FUCKING ILL"

I've learnt so much from a 16 year old mentally ill Sweedish girl called Greta Thunerg this last week. For example ; No matter how annoying you sound, I will literally cum over anything in pigtails

I called the RSPCA today, i said "II'm walking through the woods and I've found a suitcase containing a fox and four baby cubs" The woman on the phone said "My goodness are they moving"? I said "I'm not sure but that would explain the suitcase"

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood

How many children does it take to wallpaper a room? Depends how thin you slice them

My grandfather could always determine the actual distance between two points in a map He was a legend

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer is a stupid bit of advice. I felt weird watching my mates have a good time at the opposite side of the pub whilst I sat at a table with my Ex and that prick she left me for.

Jerry and Kate just released a new doll