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This isn't a fucking joke. I've just heard that Scotland Yard...Fucking SCOTLAND YARD are investigating Jo Brand's joke about throwing battery acid over politicitians. FUCKING SCOTLAND YARD! There are children being stabbed all over London, there are fucking paedos grooming our children on the internet, there are pensioners being taken in by fucking Nigerian scams but SCOTLAND FUCKING YARD are investigating some second rate comedians fucking JOKE. PISS OFF.

OK Vapeman and the others. Please don't just delete this on sight. What's with the changing S.E.X to S*X? It makes otherwise fair jokes look stupid.

Only another few hours and all the incomprehensible football jokes will start appearing after the day's action. So I thought I'd get ahead: Isn't it funny that (please choose from the following) a) An appropriately named player did something appropriate to his name. b) The losing team haven't won anything, again c) Something to do with Liverpool and 96 d) Something about having to cancel the open topped bus e) "The last time Wembley saw..." something something something f) The referee/linesman/any other official being on the other team's payroll g) Some footballer you never heard of did something which could be likened to an incident he was involved in 3 years ago, that you never heard about.

@vapeman. Is there a developing strategy to deal with the upvoting cunt(s) here again today rather than firefighting all the time? How about having to provide a unique e-mail address on signup? Or having to score 100 points before you are able to vote? What are Admin doing? (If you can find them)

Forgive me if this isn't the place to post this. (Vapeman, feel free to delete it if you think it's necessary) I'm posting this across all my social media because I think I have friends who will want to know why I won't be posting on those platforms for a while. My wife and three children were involved in an horrific car accident today. My two youngest died, and my wife and eldest are in an induced coma with severe brain injuries. So I'm sure you will all understand my absence from my usual social media haunts. I've finally got a fucking life to lead again!

Dear Prince Harry, I'm sorry you feel stressed about the press intrusion into your and your wife's lives. I'm sorry that it reminds you of your late mother's trials and tribulations, leading to her death and that you still find that hard to deal with. Well mate, my mother's body was found in a car park when I was 15. I don't get to whine about it on national TV and I didn't get councelling provided from the public purse. Man up and enjoy your mansions mate.

OK Fart troll fucker. I see you're here again today. I can only assume that your idea is to be such a pain in the ass that the regular users give up and leave. Well, cunt breath. We ain't doing that. As many accounts as you can create, the Mods can delete. The faithful here just wait til you've fucked off for the necessary suckle on your mother's titty and then post as usual. Give up, you can't win.

Donald Trump dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says, "So, why do you think you should enter the Kingdom Of Heaven?" Donald Trump says, "Well, God and I get on really well... He's a Great Guy...and he said I'm the greatest President ever...Ever. The greatest President in history... and I think we can strike up a great deal, which will benefit America... and Heaven...The greatest deal in history...Ever...

I asked the librarian for a book on constipation. She said, "It comes out in a week or two."

I'm fed up with you Christian bastards criticising us Muslims for shagging animals. I'll get my goat.