I can’t believe it’s taken the Prime Minister this long to recognise Palestine as a state, I’ve seen it on the news for years and always think, that looks a right fucking state
This morning I saw yobs vandalising a roundabout, I went to say something but apparently the bigger issue is I’m a nonce for being alone in a children’s playground
I had a smelly old tramp knock on my door this morning, just as I was about to say I had no change I realised it was Jeremy Corbyn canvassing for his new party
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