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I can’t believe it’s taken the Prime Minister this long to recognise Palestine as a state, I’ve seen it on the news for years and always think, that looks a right fucking state

This morning I saw yobs vandalising a roundabout, I went to say something but apparently the bigger issue is I’m a nonce for being alone in a children’s playground

I had a smelly old tramp knock on my door this morning, just as I was about to say I had no change I realised it was Jeremy Corbyn canvassing for his new party

Angela Rayners in the shit, and she will be again quite literally when she appears on I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here later this year

Police today said they found Purple Aki dead in his flat they described as a squat, which is what he would’ve wanted

When a female friend of mine ran the marathon for a rape prevention charity, ironically so many people got behind her

Michael Barrymores back with a new show ‘Stroke it Lucky”

I see a guy on my train to work sometimes that looks just like Zelensky - short, tired and always begging for money.

Following the MOD leaks it’s been confirmed Uber Eats are changing their name to Afghanascran

Seen a few Palestine flags at this years Glastonbury Festival. The two places are actually similar, people walking around that haven’t showered in a while and I’m sick of hearing about it