Fancied a porno wank today used a VPN so I don't have to age verify and the world doesn't know I'm into midget porn and having balloons shoved up my arse.
But google hates vpns, by the time I'd identified 24 buses 50 motorbikes and 36 fire hydrants I'd lost the mood completely.
Do robots even masturbate?
Home office Interview 2006 for the family of terrorist Jihad Al-Shamie
"So Mr and Mrs Al-Shamie we notice you've called your son Jihad a word that literally means 'Islamic Holy War!' is there any reason why you'd do that?"
Mrs Al-shamie smiles and says "we just thought it was a lovely name to call our bundle of joy".
The official replies "ok that seems reasonable, application for UK citizenship Approved".
I think I'll change my name to Christian Death Monger and apply to be a Saudi national and see how that works out for me
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