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Been on the scene since the days of old Sickipedia. If you were there too, do drop by and say hello. For the ‘new’ site, I’d recommend two things: reintroduce the forum and let the public vote! Now, I’ll lament over my lost jokes.
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One passenger in seat 11A survives Indian plane crash, reports say. According to reports, he was found when his trembling hand emerged from the wreckage, and he shouted, “We’re still open!”
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Manchester police named Adrian Daulby, 53, and Melvin Cravitz, 66, as victims of a synagogue attack. The attacker, Jihad Al-Shamie, 35, a British-Syrian, was shot dead. Three others are in custody. With that sorted, the police are now tackling the real crime: valiantly scouring social media to arrest rogue X posters with dodgy opinions.
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The UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said at the 2025 Labour Party conference, "I know what it feels like to keep a cricket bat behind the counter just in case" Lazy Paki cunts, playing cricket at work.
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News: Ring doorbell captures horrifying moment a Somali refugee follows a schoolgirl to her front door and enters. Good thing there’s a video; now the police can arrest that girl and reward that migrant.
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Media on Unite the Kingdom rally: "A few thousand attend far-right gathering." Media on Trump visit: "Millions protest in righteous fury!"
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I was pondering what it was that women see in me when I drifted off last night. Nearly crashed my yacht.
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There's controversy over casting a Black woman as Richard III in a new PBS period drama. Doubt many Americans will watch it, though. Not without seeing I and II first.
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Jota missed the ferry. He still paid the ferryman though.
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A doctor advised Jota not to fly. He wished he'd listened when he went soaring through the windscreen.
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It’s really hot out there. I actually saw a goth take off his coat.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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