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Been on the scene since the days of old Sickipedia. If you were there too, do drop by and say hello. For the ‘new’ site, I’d recommend two things: reintroduce the forum and let the public vote! Now, I’ll lament over my lost jokes.
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I saw a Muslim girl acting suspiciously dressed in a burqa. I looked at her, she looked at me. She said, "Why the fuck are you wearing a burqa?"
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My wife: "You're recklessly impulsive!" Me: "Don't be absurd." My yak: "Chomp chomp."
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I was watching the Gadget Show on Dave. Can't wait to get me one of them Playstations.
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BBC Sport: 'Valencia boss in motorway crash with wild boar.' I'm not surprised. I wouldn't drive with a wild boar in the car anywhere, especially down a motorway.
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Bought a darts app game for my iPhone earlier. It was a disaster. Screen cracked from just one dart.
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That awkward moment when you phone your child and tell her how proud you are of her. On Babestation.
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This Valentine's Day I'm not going to be so sad, pathetic and alone. I'm going to the cinema. With my cat.
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My ex sent me a racy picture message the other day. It was of her fucking a black man.
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I'm not going to say I'm a Herculean lover, but when I was fucking my missus the other day I could tell she was excited. She nearly dropped a stitch.
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I tailored my CV for a diplomatic race relations post I'm applying for. In interests I wrote: fingering coons and rap music. Expecting a call back any day now.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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