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The black man at work laughs three times at all my jokes. Once when I tell it, once when I explain it to him, and once when he finally fucking gets it.

My gay-trans son is making an album, courtesy of the taxpayer and the Arts Council, of songs like Beach Boys covers.... "Went to the dance, looking for a man, saw Barbara Ann and said..... No fucking thanks."

It was my birthday and my entire family threw in for once to get me a cake. "We all contributed," they said.... "I added the white frosting on top," chirped my homo son in addition.

My gay son is a lad that has stars in his eyes.... Six-pointed-stars, from watching far too much televised programming on the Electric Jew.

As a parent, it caught me unawares when my oldest daughter started menstruating. Boy was my face red.

Once at dinner my gay son said that he "hates broccoli worse than raw anal sex".... "You don't have to put a ton of butter on my anus to get me to like that."

We were on holiday in the USA and my wife decided she was going to spend all day going to Wendy's restaurant to gorge her fat arse on cheeseburgers. My gay limp-wristed son was there and I said, "Great, take Peter Pan there with you too."

My extremely homosexual son once met the newest 'Dr. Who' in London When the gaylord met the gaylord.

How do you start a hostile argument with a liberal and/or a feminist ? Say to them literally anything.

A neighbour said to me critically, "You still haven't taken down your enormous giant orange pumpkin out of your front window from Halloween, that's starting to rot ?".... "Mate, that's my fat ginger wife's face."