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I'm all in favour of "Don't say Gay." I much prefer to use the terms Faggot, Cocksucker, Arse-Pirate, etc....

I was confirmed in knowing Covid is a giant fucking hoax when my wife signed up to take an @home test with a swab, and she wound up "Testing Positive." I knew the bastards are just randomly testing people positive all over the place to blow it up as as an experiment I just returned to the lab the stick from one of my wife's ice lollies.

I couldn't believe it when we opened the door to find some of the Arabs that live locally had come by to sing us "Muslim Christmas Carols." I asked what they were doing and they said they were making a funny Vlog-reaction video... still though, I wasn't too sure about the songs: Violent Night, Succumb all ye Unfaithful, O' Grooming town of Rotherham, The Little Bomber Boy, While Shepards bummed their flocks, Grandma got run over by a Camel, I Wish it could be Eid-al-Fitr Every Day, and We Wish You were Dead this Christmas.

I've posted a few jokes today regarding my daughter's useless benefit-collecting coloured boyfriend. I think it's cause I'm thinking so fondly of the death of "Guess who's coming to dinner" 'star' Sidney Poitiers."

I once saw this Chinese guy who thought he was black during the 2011 Mark Duggan troubles. Loo Ting

- Sofia Jirau makes history as first Victoria's Secret model with Downs Syndrome. Also, not my proudest wank.

After my daughter brought home her 4th different black boyfriend, I jokingly said to my wife she has "Jungle Fever." Anyway, next day at work I got a text from my wife, "Doctor says Julie is fine and doesn't have Malaria."

In a recent post because of my conservative opinions, I got mocked for "coming from a country where they give assault rifles to children on their First Christmas." I honestly don't see the problem though, i unwrapped an AR-15 from my parents when I turned 7 and it was fucking awesome.... and anyway a few days later that grizzly bear stood no fucking chance. (and also I still have a lifetime ban from the Indianapolis Zoo)

A study has found that eating one hot dog will take 36 minutes off of your life expectancy. By my calculation, my big fat wife should now have died 26 years before she was fucking born.

The lady pushing the drinks trolley on a transcontinental flight got mad because my big fat wife was sucking me off in the seats when we thought no one was looking. "Sorry, we want to join the mile high club but the Mrs. is much too fat to fit into those tiny toilets."