Sickipedia

"You disgust me," I said to my wife.... "What ? As you can see I started my new diet today..... only six Big Macs instead of seven."

My gay son is all happy that he caught the eye of a very high-ranking Catholic prelate, and was praising his "game" "Oooh, whilst he was doing me up the bum, he kept shouting - "I'll show you who's the Apostolic nonce !"

It was my birthday so before our obligatory fuck, my wife dressed up in a "sexy maid's uniform" with a pinny. I was able to orgasm into the fat walrus-looking bitch thinking, "This rather does suit a Pinniped."

My large wife claimed she was sick at a hot-air-balloon event, and wouldn't go in the dirigible she paid an expensive ticket for. "This blimp won't go up," I sighed.

Some little kid behind my wife in the queue asked her, "Are you The Hulk ?" I said, "You're on point about her size, but it's probably just chlorosis from vitamin-deficiency that's made her skin turn green."

There was some stupid thing in "Diversity Training" last week where it was said that the song "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" by Arethra Franklin was somehow "the greatest thing ever to happen in black culture." "Of course," I laughed, "It proved that black people finally know how to spell."