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I've noticed a lot of Americans joining the site... But I supposed it's normal for them to join late after all the hard work has been done.

Geoffrey from rainbow died after doctors bungled his op

My Scottish mate is so tight that he got himself tasered by the police to try and charge his fuckin' iPhone.

Rolf Harris was the worst ventriloquist ever, he used to put his hand up my arse but tell me NOT to say anything.

"The eggs are half price in aldi " Said the fat fucking wife "Get me two dozen while you're out" "Well what type do you want? Small, medium, large, free range" I asked "Easter" she replied

In times like this people need to remember one small slip of the tongue could cause racial unrest or even violence between the black people, the Muslim people and the humans.

On Jeremy Kyle this morning a white woman was forced, 30 years ago, to give up her baby for adoption as he was mixed race. The world was a different place then. Anyway, she searched for years to find him , and finally Jeremy’s team found them and reunited them. It was then she realised the little coon had grew up to be a fucking queer Awkward

Can we all get behind Simon Cowells charity single for grenfell towers. If every one of us downloads the song, or makes a small donation we might, with a bit of luck and the grace of god, raise enough cash to clad every fuckin wog block in London

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? 4.... 1 to change the bulb 1 to order the hamburgers and plenty of sides 1 to be obnoxiously fucking loud an shove their opinions down every cunts throats whilst acting superior And 1 to burst in the local high school and massacre innocent children because he had a fucked up childhood.

Islam is a joke. Most Muslims love ham. Birmingham Rotherham Dagenham