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To all the yank twats 1. Schools are for educating children not murdering them. 2.Hamburgers are to be ate FOR meals not in between them. And finally a TRUMP comes out your arse you don't fuckin elect it.

GHENGIS' S penis..... The only thing on earth used less than Madeleine McCann's bike.

After reading all his posts the obviously superior GHENGIS IV Is now changing his name to GHENGIS minus IV

Q..What's the new must have gadget for all American children this year? A..Insulin pens... the little fat bastards!

How can you tell there's an American at a party? a...it's really full, not much room for manoeuvre b...there's no fucking food left c...you can't hear the music for the gobby bastard

"What can I do for you?" Asked my doctor "Its my penis doc" I said, as I started to lower my pants. After 2 or 3 minutes of close, embarrassing examination the doctor said "everything looks good to me" "I know " I replied "Its a fuckin beauty isn't it"

Is Harvey Price really disabled? Or is he just stuck in mid-shit!

When asked what he missed most about his relationship with Katie Price, Peter Andre answered. "Obviously them big tits......oh and watching that little black cunt walk into walls"

On the 5th of November 1605 Guy Fawkes failed in his bid to attack Westminster and hence we celebrate Guy Fawkes night or bonfire nite. So from this day forth.... The 22nd of March is now known as... USELESS MUZZER PEADO DAY!

Today in London a Muslim caused utter terror by mounting a pavement in a car. In other news... Hundreds of Muslims in Rochdale cause utter terror by mounting 9 year old girls in a mosque.