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Supermoon tonight. Hannah's whipping her knickers off Last joke. Cheerio proper Sickipedians

Bloke goes to see is Doctor and says. "Doctor, Doctor as soon as i wake up i'm on the missus fucking her good style, i have my shower go down stairs my missus is doing my breakfast, i bend her over the table and fuck her again. I get to work and the first woman i see is the cleaner, i get her into the broom cupboard and rag the fucking arse off her when i get to my office i call the secretary in bend her over my desk and shag her fucking rotten and i do that again at lunchtime with one of the temps. When i'm driving home i make a stop at my usual brothel and fuck the arse off three prossies. When i get home i bend my wife over the dining room and bang her till she passes out. I have a shower jump into bed and fuck the misses all night and i do this day in day out". The Doctor says "Well you have a healthy sex life, What is your problem"? The bloke says " The problem Doc,it fucking hurts when i have a wank".

I see that Joe Fraser has won gold at the gymnastic world championships for his performance on the paralell bars. Fucking monkey bars more likely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Troll loves big black cock and the other unclebilly does too.

It's Movember the time of year when we. don't shave and grow beard and a mouthtashe to show support to fight bollock cancer. Women should do the same after christmas were they dont trim their minges and grow hairy Growlers. Call it Fannuary.

Three Skiers are in bed together. Which one is the faggot? Think i've fucked up somewhere...

A good few years back i was on a plane to America and one.of the Trolley dollies asked " Would sir like some TWA Coffee"? and i said "No thanks, but i could do with some TWA Tea".

We all know the other unclebilly is a raving homo. He fucked up because he willingly allowed to be gang raped by a bunch of niggers. He fuckin' loves it.

We were at the airport looking forward for our holiday in Benidorm and the Missus said "We should of brought the Telly with us". "For fucksake". I replied "When we get there it's live entertainment every night, singers, dancers, Sticky Vicky the lot. So why the fuck are you saying we should of brought the Telly"? "Because. i've left our passports on it". she said

Why do women wear perfume and make up? It's because they smell and they're ugly.