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Bloke goes to see is Doctor and says. "Doctor, Doctor as soon as i wake up i'm on the missus fucking her good style, i have my shower go down stairs my missus is doing my breakfast, i bend her over the table and fuck her again. I get to work and the first woman i see is the cleaner, i get her into the broom cupboard and rag the fucking arse off her when i get to my office i call the secretary in bend her over my desk and shag her fucking rotten and i do that again at lunchtime with one of the temps. When i'm driving home i make a stop at my usual brothel and fuck the arse off three prossies. When i get home i bend my wife over the dining room and bang her till she passes out. I have a shower jump into bed and fuck the misses all night and i do this day in day out". The Doctor says "Well you have a healthy sex life, What is your problem"? The bloke says " The problem Doc,it fucking hurts when i have a wank".
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scorpiox666 Why is my usernam name in Fresh Hell's Feedback on every comment - It's not me !!!
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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.
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