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Uncle Billy is back! Only because I see some very very poor “jokes” being upvoted unusually. Like “I got a balaclava in my van and duct tape so I’m a rapist”. No you’re not. We don’t use those things. According to my Fitbit I did 4 miles yesterday evening. Well it took me that long to catch her and rape her Keeping a close watch on ya’all (or some)

Fucking women Wife has an Ann Summers party. They’re all playing around with dildos, beads and clit-ticklers and I’m the weirdo for sitting there having a wank!

If only Wonga had taken out some PPI

“He says the cooker needs a new element” “Oh no! It’s weeks until payday what am I to do?” Ok. So how fucking stupid are you you dozy bitch? Weeks until payday implies you’ve just been paid and probably blown the lot on tinder add-ons prosecco and a new tattoo. So what do you do? Phone another wonga outfit and borrow £200 at 1,399% apr. Quick Quid? Fucking stupid bitch should have her kids taken into care for being a double retard

Wonga No longa!

I pulled a black woman last night and she’s going to stay at mine I’ve never been with a black woman before so need some help. How should I approach the subject of using a litter tray?

Want to know who is down-voting? Want to know who up-votes their own jokes? Get yourself an FTP app and look at the (unsecured) joke directory. Find you joke (by unique ID) and it lists all the IP addresses who voted it....BUT....next to each IP address is the name of the user doing it Shall I just say that if you live in Newcastle (yes I have your IP fella) or South London (you too), then I will be posting your cheating names up soon. And Wilmslow too! Don’t blame the trolls. I know who it is now

Hey Billygoatgruff I ran an SQL query on your “off you pop” message and it’s the same IP as markrees1981 aka balldeepinkate Off you fuck The brotherhood is all knowing

When Johanna Konta is crouching waiting to return a serve I reckon in could slip my cock right up her waste pipe and cum before she has to move Anyway. That was what I said in the interview for a BBC commentator and didn’t get the role

Guess who's back!!!!!!