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My mother's vagina is often described as a stinking cave of rotting fish. Which is why I always prefer to do her up the shitter

Dear Cyberized, I am hurt to find out that whilst fucking me, you are also fucking that cum-guzzler PhannyPhlaps. I'm hurt

My name is Cyberized Coz I like to be analized I suck cock too And eat gay poo In case you hadn't realized

I gave myself a prostate exam today Thanks to Tesco value toilet paper....it caught my cum

What’s the difference between RealJohnPercival and Chancemyarm? One is a wanker and the other is RealJohnPercival

Just so you know... I’ve probably done your wife and daughters up their shitter Dry

Why is Rattler called "Rattler"? Because when I stick my cock in his mums arse, it rattles because her anus is so fucking huge. And he was born through her anus.

So here it is. Cards on the table. Why I created Fake UncleBilly. I got absolutely sick to the back teeth (one for you Genghis) of the utter shite that appears on this site now. None of this would have been tolerated or permitted on the old site and yes, it is a shame this site is not moderated but I salute your attempts guys to at least get something up and running for the rest of us. So here it is to all you wankers who moan about each other; those of you who copy and paste endlessly; those who keep pointing it out; those who arse-lick with "great post +1 from me"; those who are OBVOIUS cheats voting up and down; those who constantly blame ONE man for all the fake accounts (btw - you're all wrong) and I think you know who I refer to. Those threatening to throw acid (read the Ts&Cs when you log in). Those who posted a guys place of work! You should be ashamed. So what if Genghis wants to post anti-Brit jokes? I post anti-Paki jokes. How is this bothering you? I am a long-standing user on here and whilst it is nice being one of the top contributors, that's not why I do it. I suppose I put stuff up because I like to think I was the first to think of it. The "Comments" section was a good idea - but I'm afraid, like the Poll Tax, the consequences weren't quite thought through. So stick that in your shitters - that's why I did what I did

Guess who's back!!!!!!

When Johanna Konta is crouching waiting to return a serve I reckon in could slip my cock right up her waste pipe and cum before she has to move Anyway. That was what I said in the interview for a BBC commentator and didn’t get the role