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Someone needs to let NASA know quickly. One of that proposed moon landing crew is a woman.

I dream of a world where all the races come together as one. The whites, the blacks, Orientals, Latinos - everyone, united in solidarity. To beat up the Pakis.

I stole three sandwiches from the local paki shop this week so I could feed my kids. But now I feel really guilty. My kids could get all kids of diseases eating stuff from a place like that.

Experts now believe that over 99 percent of niggers are black.

The best pair of tits I ever saw was on a girl from Greater Manchester. Oldham? No, she wouldn't let me.

Police investigating a death that took place at a lesibian orgy last week have said that the circumstances are very fishy.

Evolution is amazing. Look at how women's feet are smaller than men's. So they can stand closer to the sink.

Sri Lankan president flees the country. Protesters are furious that he would not stay to face justice. If they didn't want him to leave the capital, Colombo, all they had to say was 'Just one more thing, Sir.'

Me and my mate were walking down the street a few steps behind a girl in a Monkees t-shirt. "Any minute now, that daft bitch is going to trip and fall" said my mate. I didn't believe him. Then I saw her lace ... Credit to the genius that started these