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What is long and hard and had cum wiped off it? Cu ... ber

Experts now believe that over 99 percent of niggers are black.

200 years ago in the southern states of America, land owners would measure their success and prosperity by how many slaves they owned. Black Lives Mattered.

I have a joke about a guy that hung himself, but I don't think I should post it. It's a bit ropey.

I dream of a world where all the races come together as one. The whites, the blacks, Orientals, Latinos - everyone, united in solidarity. To beat up the Pakis.

Phew. Independence Day over and no alien invasion to deal with. I was worried - Will Smith is always involved and is clearly Earth's primary defender. He knocked one of the invaders out with one punch back in the 90's, but his lame Chris Rock bitch slap shows Earth's is now vulnerable to attack.

A white woman and her black husband set off back to the garden centre to return a defective purchase. 'Excuse me, are you the manager here?' 'Yes madam, how can I help you?' 'I want to return this spade. Its rubbish - it is so weak it just bends when I try to get it to dig anything. It just doesn't work.' 'I'm very sorry to hear that madam. Perhaps you should consider getting a divorce.'

What do you call a mega fat whore that wears another woman's knickers? Sponge Blob Share Pants.

I've finally cracked it! Four broken computers in as many years drove me to invent the solution. I present - The Jizzproof Laptop.

RIP Shinzo Abe - Shit at preventing 900 ft monsters attacking his cities. Amazing at rebuilding Tokyo every few years.