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like my new hair, it's called the Whitney, black and dyed in the bath

You cannot run away from your own bung hole.

Is Kate Perry related to stupidity?

Why did the blind lady fall down the well? She couldn't see that well

There was 2 Indian blokes, they get invited to a fancy dress party. The theme of the fancy dress party is emotions , so the guest have to dress like an emotion type thing. The host is greeting everybody, that comes to the door. For the most part, the costumes is what you'd expect. Some women showed up dressed in red and said I am rage, i'm fucking anger, because I am red and then some other cunt shows up in green and says I am envy and then the two Indians show up, one of them is holding a pear in front of him and the pear has got a hole drilled in and he has got his dick in the hole, the other Indian is holding a bowl of custard, with his dick out, resting in the custard. The host is like. what the fuck have you two come as? The first Indian says Oh I am deep in dis pear and the the second Indian says Oh i'm fucking dis custard.

What do you call a homosexual Russian knight? Sergei.

Why did Hitler hate golf? because he ended up in the bunker

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian.

How do you make a Jewish omelette? first you borrow 2 eggs.

What do you call a drunken Muslim? Muhammered.