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Did you hear about the gay Muslim? He became a suicide bummer.

Opening a strip club with Jewish women only. I'm calling it the gash chamber.

Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pintof goat"s milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and startsflipping through pictures and they start reminiscing."This is my oldest son Mohammed. He"s 24 years old now.""Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully."He"s a martyr now though," mum confides."Oh so sad dear," says the other."And this is my second son Khalid. He"s 21.""Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born"."He"s a martyr too," says mum quietly."Oh gracious me ...." says the other."And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He"s 18," she whispers."Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school"."He"s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don"t they?"

What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall?A broken nose.

Whats the difference between a Muslim and a vampire? At some point the vampire will stop becoming blood thirsty

If Islam is the religion of peace then why aren't its extremists extremely peaceful?

What do you call a drunken Muslim? Muhammered.

How do you make a Jewish omelette? first you borrow 2 eggs.

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian.

Why did Hitler hate golf? because he ended up in the bunker