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Come on Phil, hurry up and die, I'm not sure how long this erection is going to last.

Former Bay City Roller Les McKeon has died. His last words to his great granddaughter were, "Bye bye baby, baby bye bye. "

Just got the new Indian version of Cluedo. It was Covid. Killed everyone, everywhere.

Two bloodhounds talking, "What are you doing tomorrow?" asked the first. "I'm on a murder hunt, have to try and try and track a suspect from just the smell of a two year old glove. You?" "Easy day, have to track a Paki drug dealer from the smell of of his front room. "

I'm devastated. It's bad enough being an ugly cunt but I've just lost both of my hands. Had to change my facebook relationship status to 'It's complicated'.

My wife was showing me her new spectacles, the lens were like the bottom of jam jars, "Fuck me love, " I said, "you'll need fucking good eyes to see through those. "

A Paki offended me by spitting on a bible and he asked me how I liked having my religion offended. So I thought about it and wondered what he would do if I spat on the Koran' So I cut the black cunts head off. In memory of Lee Rigby.

Fucking binary code, it's like my bank balance, takes ages to work out what I actually have and then it's usually one or zero pounds. (No need to write this shit in 01010101 11101001 etc)

Well done Manchester City and Manchester United on maintaining social distancing from European trophies.

Got both my Covid jabs now, I really do hope I can get Radio Caroline now on the old crystal set, circa 1971 would be great. Thanks Bill.