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Fuck you you trolling downvoting kiddy fucker. Scores corrected.

The effort those girls put in last night to beat Spain was incredible. They had run their tits off.

AMERICA: When you arm your school staff, don't forget to make sure the librarians have silencers fitted to their weapons.

Looks like Boris Becker will enjoy prison, a fan has sent him a grouse, a book about his love of badgers homes, and a few boxes of Swan Vesta to light his cigs with. Yes, it's game, sett and match to Boris.

Got to feel sorry for the Queen sat all alone at her husbands funeral. I'm sure she would have prefered to have been on the piss at Boris's gaff with the rest of them.

Just had a look at the scores on here and it reminded me. England are due to bat later.

The England cricket team are so poor Marcus Rashford is supplying dinners for then.

My missus got home bragging about her new fishnet stockings. "Good, " I said, "It's about time you caught that fucking fish up there. "

I can't believe how much I currently have in common with Lewis Hamilton. My life is also currently a car crash.

Who let the retard loose? Nothing better to do than troll a joke page? Sad fucker, hope you get seriously hurt someday and then we can all troll you. Pathetic fucking sack of shit. Let's see you fill the comments on this.