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BMW..fix the indicators on your cars during this recall I'm not a fucking medium.

Homeless people with mobile phones, Kind of makes sense you can't ring em on the home phone can you.

What's the difference between niglets and twiglets.? Your welcome to bring the latter to my kids birthday party.

The brexit process is so slow,it's like watching old people fuck.

Increase your chances of not being deported if you're an illegal immigrant by committing huge amounts of crime and pretending you're the real victim.claiming to be 14 if your 6foot 6 helps but is not always essential.

Unpleasnt-Defination Spending entire day with wife to be ,sister in law,mother in law at a wedding fair. Apologies to those eating breakfast who may be still be suffering or traumatised.

Ladies before you swim and take the plunge,kindly check your klunge for signs of scunge. Best use a sponge or a pad if that's all you had ,then bag and bin it I don't wanna swim in it..

So whilst eating dinner with the family my son says dad you know Liam at school, Yes what about him I reply Well has his mum got trouble getting out of her back door. What? Only I heard you saying to Steven's dad earlier when you picked me up that you wanted to smash her back doors in.

My ex girlfriend,Not saying she's rough but her growler is like a sweaty wookies Kudos to weaverdog for bit of inspiration .

Had an Irish mixed grill yesterday in the local roast potatoes,chips,hash browns,croquet potatoes....