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I remember when I was in infant school and I was misbehaving and the teacher said "if you carry on I'm going to phone your dad and get him down here" I got so excited because I'd never met him before

What gets taken down quicker than Wasps wife's knickers? My jokes and memes! Fuck knows why

There was a free bounce castle in the park today it was great other than it smelt like fish, shit and KFC Turns out it was Wasps wife sun bathing

Upon attending the World sumo championships I was surprised at the winner was Wasps wife (don't know way his wife's in so many joke but fuck it)

Jim: I remember when I was younger I would get layed everyday I miss them days Steve: what changed? Jim: my dad died

I'm glad the trains are running again even better noboby is using them it means I can press my dick up the window and anyone outside won't be sure if they really saw me and it will be stuck in there head all day bad thing is the inspector likes to make me pay for a ticket

Teacher: what do we call the science of classifying living things? Little Jimmy: Racism

Skynet: My infiltration unit is in place in 2020. meanwhile in 2020. Boris: Yes go outside and go about your day

Come on already

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