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After spending five nights in intensive care, Bruce Forsyth has returned to his secluded home in Surrey. A home so secluded, in fact, that even the Grim Reaper can't fucking find it.
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Doda. The Exploder.
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There have been no serious floods this winter which can only mean one thing. They've finally stopped Michael Schumacher from drooling.
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I've decided to stop posting sexist jokes because women find them too complicated.
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In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder. Next, they will take the cylinder of wood and turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock a leather ball around a park. In Scotland, they just throw the fucking tree.
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I was a little surprised when I learned "pain au chocolat" wasn't French for anal. Not half as surprised as the girl serving me in Greggs.
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