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If Nigel Farage is supposed to be such a racist, how come his attendance record is the same as a black father?

Sadiq Khan is poised to implement Sinatra Law in London. Start spreading the news.

I’ve just been visiting the Netherlands and wanted to get a true feel for the history of the local area. So I paid for a little Dutch boy to stick his finger in a dyke.

NHS England used to be the single largest employer in the UK with over 1.4 million staff but another organisation has just overtaken them. It seems that the Sickipedia Admin team have got far more people than that working around the clock trying to polish a turd

Yo mama’s so ugly that when she gives me a blowjob it counts as anal.

When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at a Reform Party Conference. But I don’t want to be cremated first.

We should give credit to Labour for making some excellent cuts to the prison service. Like the one across Ian Watkins’ neck.

When all of the children turned up to primary school on their first day, they all had a big R and a big L on their gloves except for little Timmy. He had a big R and a big M. The teacher asked Timmy, “Why do you have an R and an M on your gloves?” “Because my mum and dad vote Reform and they think I need to learn the difference between my Right and my Marxist.”

Since relocating to Spain, I’ve been to a meet-up of all the ex-pats. The only other person to turn up was Pam St Clements.

Why is Harrow School like a Chinese telephone call? Because the main building has got two wings. Wing wing! HARROW!