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Two blondes were in the forest, arguing. "These are bear tracks!" "No! They are bunny tracks!" Just then, a train runs them over.

My wife wanted to make me feel better about me losing my sense of smell as I get older. However, buying candles that smell just like burnt nose hair didn't help at all.

Some words in English can have two entirely different meanings depending on where you live. In America a "fag" is slang for a homosexual. While In Britian a"fag" is a cigerette. Example. SosijJockey washed his mouth out after he had a couple fags and still needed a cigarette to get the taste of cock out of his throat.

Krout Krout Let it all out! I'm talking to you Come on.

You Brits don't seem to be warming up to the flood of immigrants coming into your country. Maybe instead of judging them you could get to know them a little better. Possibly pay for them to take a holiday. There's an all inclusive resort in beautiful Guantanamo Bay. This time of the year its cheap and they offer free waterboarding.

Today the BBC reported.... Despite going through an ectopic pregnancy, a woman from Manchester gave birth to a healthy baby girl. The proud new couple were both British, strangely however, the baby was Fallopiano.

Someone asked this question last week on sickipedia. "Have you ever noticed the miss universe title has only been given out to humans." England hasn't won a miss universe title either. So I guess its no one living on another planet and no one living under a bridge.

No matter what your beliefs might be, how can anyone no eat pork. Anyone that is except Adam. I'm just guessing he probably hated spareribs.

If a black and a Mexican have a child it's called a blaxican. So does that mean, if a spic and an Arab have a child, is it a sparerib?

Do you think Hugh Hefner is adjusting to life in heaven? Hopefully he's not too depressed.