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To any Brit's visiting the states. We call the "sidewalk" the same as you. Example, I saw your mom out on the sidewalk last night. A "faucet" is what water comes out of in a "sink". However what you refer to as a "huh?", we call a toothbrush. What you call a "what?", is toothpaste. Give it a try. You may even like it. Hope that helps.

A recent poll asked women from around the world, is the size of a man's penis was important, and if they could tell a man's size without actually seeing it. The majority of the women said yes, but only were able tell if a man had a tiny penis. Amazingly, within the first few seconds after being introduced. The study showed a man most certainly would have a very, very, small penis, if he also had a British accent.

"Brit's" Did you know if you take the B and turn it into a T. Change the R to a W and the vowel to an A leave the T and S. You get Twat's. That's not just a coincidence. Freaky!

Some words in English can have two totally different meanings depending on where you live. In America a fag is a slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person is disliked. In Britain a fag is a ciggarette . Example. Prince William washed his mouth out after he had a couple fags but still needed a cigarette to get the taste of tiny British cocks out of his mouth.

Thanks for sitting us Americans straight about sports. You Brits must be superior athletes how you brag so much while putting us in our place. Rugby thats right you won that one time about 14 yrs back. Soccer, I mean football, you must be great at that "sport". Yes! 60 plus years ago you did win once. Great Job! Cricket nope not a winner. Olympics, nope. You've been around almost 1000 years and fucked with the US from the start. We never attacked you, but we fought those who attacked you. Many Americans died for you and yet you say "we came in late". We should've came in later and taken your country over. We've had our backs against the wall from the birth of this young nation. You disrespecting, shit talken, gealous pussy's . Just remember it was Englands smartest, bravest, craziest, forward thinking sexy badass men and women mixed with some superior German blood that started this country. So keep that in mind fkn wankers.

Those fat Yanks truelly out weigh us Brits. I laugh when I see an American walking about or on the trolley. We Brits don't have to worry about having all that extra weigt. Not having a chin and a spine sure keeps our weight down. I didn't even mention those stupid Americans with thier big fat obese cocks. Or as my wife however says it, Ohhh..BEAST!

The English language can be tricky. To the Brits, a "tea bag" is a noun and is to be dunked in hot water. To Americans, "tea bag" is a Verb ~When a gentlemen dips his testicles inside the mouth of another to simulate a tea bag. Ex. The American loved "tea baggin" the Brit almost has much as the Brit loved the taste of sweaty American scrotum. tum, tum tum, tum....still funny!

Today the BBC reported.... Despite going through an ectopic pregnancy, a woman from Manchester gave birth to a healthy baby girl. The proud new couple were both British, strangely however, the baby was Fallopiano.

Q. What do Mountain Climbers and the US Department of Welfare have in common? A. They both take care a beaners.

Q. What's the difference between a fugitive running from the law and a member of Isis on the Lam? A. a "b" at the end of the question.