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terryhesticles

8 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 0

Thanks for sitting us Americans straight about sports. You Brits must be superior athletes how you brag so much while putting us in our place. Rugby thats right you won that one time about 14 yrs back. Soccer, I mean football, you must be great at that "sport". Yes! 60 plus years ago you did win once. Great Job! Cricket nope not a winner. Olympics, nope. You've been around almost 1000 years and fucked with the US from the start. We never attacked you, but we fought those who attacked you. Many Americans died for you and yet you say "we came in late". We should've came in later and taken your country over. We've had our backs against the wall from the birth of this young nation. You disrespecting, shit talken, gealous pussy's . Just remember it was Englands smartest, bravest, craziest, forward thinking sexy badass men and women mixed with some superior German blood that started this country. So keep that in mind fkn wankers.

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