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Thanks for sitting us Americans straight about sports. You Brits must be superior athletes how you brag so much while putting us in our place. Rugby thats right you won that one time about 14 yrs back. Soccer, I mean football, you must be great at that "sport". Yes! 60 plus years ago you did win once. Great Job! Cricket nope not a winner. Olympics, nope. You've been around almost 1000 years and fucked with the US from the start. We never attacked you, but we fought those who attacked you. Many Americans died for you and yet you say "we came in late". We should've came in later and taken your country over. We've had our backs against the wall from the birth of this young nation. You disrespecting, shit talken, gealous pussy's . Just remember it was Englands smartest, bravest, craziest, forward thinking sexy badass men and women mixed with some superior German blood that started this country. So keep that in mind fkn wankers.

Krout Krout Let it all out! I'm talking to you Come on.

Damn Brits. After reading the jokes on Sickipedia I have but just one question. Did all of your best people come to America? I knew the smartest and most courageous left but were they also the funniest. Let me guess..... Something about being fat, guns, and maybe 9/11.

Got to love you Brits. Having a laugh at thousands who lost their lives on Sept 11th. Kind of wish we could bring back those wonderful flea infested years back 6-01-1348 or was it 01-06-1348. Good times.

The English language can be tricky. To the Brits, a "tea bag" is a noun and is to be dunked in hot water. To Americans, "tea bag" is a Verb ~When a gentlemen dips his testicles inside the mouth of another to simulate a tea bag. Ex. The American loved "tea baggin" the Brit almost has much as the Brit loved the taste of sweaty American scrotum. tum, tum tum, tum....still funny!

"Brit's" Did you know if you take the B and turn it into a T. Change the R to a W and the vowel to an A leave the T and S. You get Twat's. That's not just a coincidence. Freaky!

Guess who's back, back again Terry's back, tell a friend. Listen, I can't start on you Brits with everything going on. Until we stop these parasites, I can't say anything. I would say you won but I watch your news too. So have at it. Speaking of parasites. So here's a joke that was funny way back... What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings! What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Yep, 3 bee stings! Cant you guys go to jail for just reading this? Hell, it still better to be here. Eat a bag of dicks you wankers!

Those fat Yanks truelly out weigh us Brits. I laugh when I see an American walking about or on the trolley. We Brits don't have to worry about having all that extra weigt. Not having a chin and a spine sure keeps our weight down. I didn't even mention those stupid Americans with thier big fat obese cocks. Or as my wife however says it, Ohhh..BEAST!

Some words in English can have two totally different meanings depending on where you live. In America a fag is a slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person is disliked. In Britain a fag is a ciggarette . Example. Prince William washed his mouth out after he had a couple fags but still needed a cigarette to get the taste of tiny British cocks out of his mouth.

Someone asked this question last week on sickipedia. "Have you ever noticed the miss universe title has only been given out to humans." England hasn't won a miss universe title either. So I guess its no one living on another planet and no one living under a bridge.