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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
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What happened when the ship carrying blue paint and the ship carrying red paint crashed into an island? The sailors were marooned.
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What's the difference between white Jews and black Jews? You find black ones in the oven.
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My favourite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.
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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet.
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I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
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