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A woman in India has given birth to a 23 pound baby. Doctors say little Sanjeev will be walking six months before his mum.

If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced. This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.

The toilet at work has an air freshener boasting a "clean linen" fragrance. To be honest, it just makes the place smell like someone shit the bed.

In an interview last night, Mike Tyson said one of his biggest regrets was the dirty fighting he did in the ring. When asked to comment on the Tyson interview, Evander Holyfield said, "Pardon?"

A young lady from London has almost drowned after accidentally falling into a massive vat of pancake mix earlier today. Fortunately, she was rescued and is now recovering in a home for battered women.

According to government statistics, hippopotamuses kill more people each year than knives. A knife, however, is easier to conceal.

I just got a new job as a barbarian. I'm a librarian; but I also cut hair.

This is Top Secret. (Don't tell anyone this.) . . . . . . . . This is Bottom Secret. (Don't tell anyone this either.)

Spencer Elden 1991: Little baby shamelessly pursuing money. Spencer Elden 2021: Big baby shamelessly pursuing money.

Llantrisant: "The Hole With The Mint."